A boy and his dad are walking through the streets
"What does the word drunk mean?" asks the boy.
"Well," replies the dad, "for example, do you see those two policemen over there? if you were drunk you would think there are four policemen over there."
"But dad there is only one policeman over there!"
A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”
Kid: Dad, I'm thirsty.
Dad: Hi thirsty, I'm friday!
father's day jokes
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