Funny Facebook Statuses

Put smile on your friend’s face by simple copy and paste any of the following funny Facebook status update. Enjoy your day and bring smile on everyone’s face. Be Happy, Stay Happy !

1. Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.
2. If life give you lemons, squirt your enemy’s eye..
3. I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…
4. I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing..
5. I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you.
6. If you are in love with yourself, at least you have no competitors.
7. Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
8. If a man is not taking women to museums, theaters and restaurants, he married her
9. Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
10. The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” :)
11. Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading. o.O
12. Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
13. Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
14. Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
15. GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
16. Living with a woman is not easy, but it’s impossible to live without her
17. Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does..
18. I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.
19. Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?
20. That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.